Anonymous Idiot

That’s what the caption says on CNBC while they interview the guy who’s company bought a bunch of dinosaur poop to motivate engineers. In my head the dinosaur poop would not be worth shit, but if my boss bought it and slapped it down on the table and said “now get motivated!” I’d probably [...]

When I was in high school Saturday Night Live used to do skits where the main characters were Tarzan, Frankenstein, and Tonto.  They ran a bread company.  Tarzan and Tonto could hardly talk at all, and Frankenstein (Phil Hartman) only said one thing other than groans…”Bread good!  Fire bad!”  I always thought that was really [...]