Duh.
The following appeared in the “Spout Off” section of the Cape May County Herald, a free weekly newspaper:
What is happening in Philadelphia? Every time you turn around and look on TV or in a newspaper, there’s muggings, rapes, assaults, killings, etc…I know Mayor Nutter is doing the best he can. He’s increased the number of [...]
Why do folks use big words to say or write a thought when they can use short words for the same thing? A short word has one sound, one beat; a big word has more than one sound, more than one beat. What a waste! They think that they are smart to do that, but [...]
My brother called me today and told me he joined the National Guard. He’s already been to Iraq twice in the Army and been shot. Not harmed, but shot in the body armor. ~i think he won some lottery~ And this military thing just isn’t as cool as everyone seems to think it is, so [...]
I heard on Fox that people dont know why we vote for Hillary instead of Barrack. Im from West Virginia and dont have any college. Im also a white person. First you maybe dont know that Hillary is from Arkansas. Its far from home but the Hawgs are almost the same as us. We both [...]
Do the people running the television companies know that almost everyone has more than 3 or 4 choices now? Do they know I have remote control and can change the channels without even thinking about it? It’s so easy a baby can do it. Do they know that there’s cable, Direct TV, [...]
(based on a true story)
My mother was a bleeding heart and The Woman I Don’t Fuck As Much As I Should (Twidfamais, a nice Irish name) is a bleeding heart. Twiddy and I were out on an eco-friendly walk yesterday, when out of the blue she said,
“We don’t need a gas tax holiday, we need [...]
The world is full of idiots, and someone needs to point it out to them or they will never know.
~John Becker
Exposed a bunch of idiots yesterday, so I’m actually over all the idiots in my life. For the moment. Plus, it’s a three-day-weekend ~we didn’t use all our snow days~ so I’m not as idiotic [...]
