Anonymous Idiot

        

When I first heard it was going to be a woman is the vice president I didn’t worry about it because you are thinking that it’s Hillary Clinton and we are comfortable with that name.  But then I watched Saturday Night Live and am surprised that it is actually a different woman and they got Tina Fey to come back and be her on the show.  And if you are like me your reaction has to be WHAT?  Even if you were drunk in a recliner when the show came on that information would make you sit us straight.

The fears set in because you start thinking about all the things that could go on like meetings might get showed up late because you can’t decide what to wear if it makes your butt look big or she will gossip on the phone with her friends and create a information leak all over again.  The shopaholic possibilities are fearful as well.  As soon as I was done watching football yesterday I went to research it, and now I can tell you that we probably don’t have to worry about that kind of stuff with this lady because even though she is not Hillary Clinton it still has things that make your mind at ease.  With Hillary I was never worried because she has established herself to not care about appearance so much as showing up and making people mad if that’s what it takes.

For example–I found out that Alaska already has her as a governer.  And don’t think that is a small feet because when you look at Alaska it is really big.  Huge actually.  If you are trying to find it here’s a trick I found out–it is not part of the regular United States.  It is attached to Canada at the top left.  I guess if you wanted to go there we have a deal worked out with them to drive across their property to see it.  If you ever go there stop back by and let me know how it went.  But it is even bigger than Texas which is the biggest state in the U.S. and that is where George Bush was the governor, so that tells it all.  And then imagine the issues she has to work with.  When I did the researched it I found out two things about Alaska that there are a ton of bears up there.  Name one other governor who has to deal with that on a daily basis.  Even though we don’t have them in the United States as many, it is a unique problem.

Also, alcoholism is big in Alaska according to my research.  So when McCain always talks about the drunk sailors in Washington D.C. I bet she is used to dealing with drunks from being governer of Alaska.  I don’t know what the laws are there but you can bet she will not let them show up for work drunk and spend it all.  If would be afraid for my job if I was them.   We don’t have to worry about her spending for sure because she seems like she is used to roughing it in Alaska.  I bet she will maybe splurge for basic cable or something, but I’m ok with that for somebody with her job as long as she doesn’t sit around during business hours watching soap operas you know?