A Dream Goal

20 August, 2008 (18:09) | Just Plain Stupid
posted by an Anonymous Idiot

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I have to say dream goal because I won’t set a goal that I can not accomplish.  Like this one is a good example because I could never do it without going throught some legal system and who wants that?  So dream goal is better.  The dream or goal being set is to have the last name that is a city.  Make sure you read that write because to avoid confusion.  The goal to have a city named after your last name is pretty high but reachable for a lot of people like for instance George Washington.  He has a bunch of cities named after him for instance which indicates it is even easy for some people.  That means it is not a dream goal but just a regular goal.  No.  The dream goal is to have a last name that came from a city.

See even George Washington couldn’t achieve the goal of changing his last name to something like Chicago or Dallas without some severe legal proceedings.  And he’s the father of the whole entire country.  Even that kind of clout can’t accomplish this dream goal so easily.

Like one guy I know has Compton for a last name, just like when NWA says “city of Compton, city of Compton.”  That’s pretty rad I think to have your name being shouted out by famous rappers.  He’s a white guy, so they were probably talking about the actual city and not him, but still.  Some people are just born with that kind of luck.  The dream part of the goal is to pick out the cool city to be named after.  Of course you would not pick something like Smithville because then it would mislead people to think you took your last name of Smith originally and just added a ville onto it for the effect.  Just try to convince these people that your last name wasn’t Smith before the change.

Accomplishing the goal would mean a last name like Las Vegas.  Then you could pursue a career in something that gets your name announced a lot like a professional bowling or a movie star.  If they called out your name like “Johnny Las Vegas is in the house ladies and gents” it could be cool.  Of course, my name is not Johnny either, so I would have to change two names.  That makes this dream even loftier.

Comments

Comment from Another anonymous idiot
Date: August 22, 2008, 1:35 am

ya got ta have goals i reckon.

my new name would be Tony Montana… a state is way better than a city, and Tony Montana is about the most original name I could ever think of.

Comment from An idiot with an identity
Date: August 22, 2008, 10:56 pm

Hey….my name’s Compton too. I have achieved the dream goal!

Rad!

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