Anonymous Idiot

        

Of all the popcorn flavors that are not yet in existence, and let’s admit it there are probably dozens of them, I think the the most tasty of the choices is Buffalo Popcorn.  Wing sauce makes even the nastiest part of the chicken delicious because it contains the two best foods ideas–butter and hot sauce.  I think if were able to combine these forces into popcorn it would be a good one two punch for snackers.

We are all aware because of the proven fact that butter is awesome on popcorn and most other things as well.  AT the movies the popcorn tastes the best even though it costs the most.  Sometimes I leave the movie just sick to my stomach because even if the movie is good I have eaten so much popcorn I want to hurl.  Sometimes the movie makes me hurl too which is a double whammy because I wantt to take free refills on popcorn when the movie is lame.

But if they put some hot sauch on the popcorn it would be on like Donkey Kong and then I’d spend even more money getting a pop or something to chill my mouth.  This also means more frequent trips to the movie theater bathroom and increases puke opportunities.  It would be better suited to make it in the microwave at home, maybe even inthe Redenbacher minibags I bitched about one time.

Hot sauce is good on popcorn whether any big company releases this next year or not.  Check it out with Texas Pete or even some cheap stuff such as WalMart brands.