Idiots Can Spout, Too
The following appeared in the “Spout Off” section of the Cape May County Herald, a free weekly newspaper:
What is happening in Philadelphia? Every time you turn around and look on TV or in a newspaper, there’s muggings, rapes, assaults, killings, etc…I know Mayor Nutter is doing the best he can. He’s increased the number of people going through the police academy. But there’s just so much crime up there. They go to the big cities. I think we should consider Marshall Law. I know it seems far-fetched, but, no, it isn’t. It’s at the point where Marshall Law should be in effect. And I wouldn’t pick any pasties; I’d pick the Marine Corps or the Rangers, and put them on Marshall Law for six months or a year, and if it doesn’t help, then they will just continue on. But something must be done. This just goes on and on.
—Cape May
If you don’t think that’s funny, you better keep it to yourself.
Comments
Comment from An idiot with an identity
Date: July 10, 2008, 6:27 pm
That there Marshall Law sure helped Europe, it did. They wouldn’t even have a Euro unless the Marshall Law.
Comment from An idiot with an identity
Date: July 10, 2008, 6:30 pm
The last “pasties” I saw were on Lili St. Cyr at the Troc at 10th and Arch in Philadelphia.
Comment from Another anonymous idiot
Date: November 13, 2008, 10:15 am
this is the cousin or whatever of the actor Jude Law i presume? this cat owes me 50 euros, honest to god! i spotted him on roulette. charming fellow actually, good bloke.
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