Please Do Not Use Big Words
Why do folks use big words to say or write a thought when they can use short words for the same thing? A short word has one sound, one beat; a big word has more than one sound, more than one beat. What a waste! They think that they are smart to do that, but prove that they have no brains at all.
One can still say all of the main needs of life:
breath
eat
drink
sex
beer
shot
boobs
All we need are short words, counts such as 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, and ranks such as 27th (a bad rank to be for some things) and 43rd (the rank of George Bush).
I could write a whole book with the use of short words. I could call it The Old Man and the Sea if that name were not yet in use.
Some good books: Oil, War and Peace, Green Eggs and Ham
Some good films: There Will Be Blood, Catch 22, Catch Me If You Can
Some good shows: The Wire, Lost, 24, South Park
Can you find a thought that can not be said with short words? I dare you! I dare you twice! Come on punk, make my day.
Comments
Comment from An idiot with an identity
Date: May 18, 2008, 9:13 pm
supercalafragilisticexpealidocious can’t be said with a short word…. i guest that blows your theory to shit.
Comment from An idiot with an identity
Date: May 18, 2008, 9:50 pm
Dude, it means cool. Too bad!
Comment from Another anonymous idiot
Date: May 19, 2008, 3:25 am
I don’t care if people use big words because I usually just skip right over the ones I don’t know. It actually saves me a ton of time reading.
Comment from Another anonymous idiot
Date: May 19, 2008, 3:07 pm
mannnn… are you obsessed with lost.
Comment from An idiot with an identity
Date: May 29, 2008, 2:06 am
epistemology? anarchy? ~and don’t you dare say anarchy means chaos~
Ummmm… there were more I was going to say but I forgot. i’m an idiot.
Comment from An idiot with an identity
Date: June 17, 2008, 7:23 pm
Dude, they mean “how one knows” and “no boss.” Too bad!
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