Anonymous Idiot

        

Does anyone else want to bitch slap these people?  I thought I was done with this whole fiasco a few years ago when this show finally went off on cable and I have been working to avoid the reruns late at night.  I didn’t even have HBO the whole time this sorry ass show was on because I can’t stand listenting to these stupid chicken heads cackle.  Now they are coming out with a movie and everything you see is Sex and the City this and Sex and the City that and all I can think is who cares about these idiots and why will they have to torture normal people with making a movie like this and taking up a perfectly good movie theatre that could be showning anything else, like maybe trucks exploding or a movie about drug addicts stealing copper so they can smoke some drugs.

Becasue the only people who will want to see this movie are probably will be chicks who are doing it like as some kind of girls night out trip and that is just a nice way of saying none of us can get a date, even if we do go out to some bar and let cheeseball guys buy them beers.  See, these girls don’t even drink martinis, or maybe they would but they will not get let into the bars that will sell a martini, just beer bars.  Regular old bar flies at a beer bar–like in college, but now you are grown up so don’t be such a whore, right?

It reminds me of when I went to see that horrible movie named Titanic and there was a nerd lady sitting next to me who giggled when parts that she thought were funny were coming up.  She knew they were coming because she had seen that movie already about a hundred times on the weekends with each one of her friends twenty times each.  And I just hated that movie so much.  There was intermission I guess to let people have time to keep their buzz enough to get through the rest of it.  But I would have just left but I knew that all of these annoying people were going to die and it would be my pleasure to see it.  If it was a documentary the interest may have been there, but in this case no.

If Sex in the City would be a documentary it would be better too.  Maybe follow four chicks who are slutty like these ones are in real life and see the douchebags they hook up with that will never call them back unlike in the show where all the guys want them.  Why would somebody call any of them back and hear them make stupid puns for 30 minutes.  This should be a straight to dvd venture if you ask me.  More Jacky Chan movies and less of them with the woman from Manequin is always a good answer.