That’s The Question

25 May, 2009 (03:28) | Household Tips and Recipes, Just Plain Stupid | No comments
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


what is the question? The question is, “does it got a exercise room where you live?” Because that’s a question people would ask is if they are looking to buy a house. And they don’t ask the question like to do you have an exercise room in your house, they mean in the neightborhood.

Ok, first off…do you want to buy the hourse or waht? Does the whole deal going to hinge on an elipitical machine in the clubhouse by the pool? If so I going to give you some news that will break your heart. The news is that you are not going to use the workout facility that is crummy enough to located in the neighborhood.

If you are serious about working out you will drive past this clubhouse every day to go to a real gym and get your workout. Maybe you have an idea in your head that you think you will watch oprah while you do eliptical, and maybe you will actually do it if it is at your own house and you can do such as that in your underwar, but you are not going to go to some shared dinky facility to work out unless you are staying at a hotel and it is your only option.

Once I even worked otu at the that weight room at a nice hotel in Las Vegas and they didn’t even have good equipment, jut a jacked up daily rate for lifting weights.

So no thanks. Now, do you want to buy this house or what?

Another Opportunity Just For You

20 May, 2009 (11:12) | Uncategorized | 1 comment
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


Dear Sir,

Please reply via Email: hwusamy@gmail.com and KEEP THIS CONFIDENTIAL DUE TO ITS NATURE PLEASE.

INVESTMENT

I quite understand that you may not actually know me but got your contact data in the address journal as I was searching for somebody to invest with in your country and having gone through your profile I then decided to confined this truth with you.

The secret behind my sudden contact with you was based that some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam’s old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt David buff and I that some  part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about  it since both of us saw the money first considering that no military compensation can be of better value  for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.

The  figure  about $8.3m was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so I carefully packaged  and sealed it properly and with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot having told him it is medical photographic  laboratory materials belonging to a British/American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in united states and he believed me knowing fully the environment in Iraq.

Now I have decided to use  you if you are willing to assist me in this matter to collect  the money from the security company as the money has been packed and declared by me as photographic x ray materials as it was carefully arranged in US$100 Bills.

Therefore, kindly provide me with the following in formations for submission to the carrier company as  I do not have time here to run this affiars, hence I have decided to entrust everything to your care so that we shall jointly use it for investment into real estates/hotels or any profitable investment as you may choose.

The reason I had wanted to quit but I cannot do so when I have nothing at hand, that is why it is necessary you do your best possible to see a way as to secure my life and our future favor because you know if I escape from here, I will fly down to your home for as I will not  go back my home in the states as I will be court marshaled but if I can take refuge in your home country, we can establish there pending after a period of 3 years, I can then move to my home in the states if we care because after 3 years without the military tracing my way about, I am legally free to exercise my rights since I never committed any criminal offenses only deserted from the military.

Again, you know I don’t have any telephone for public use as it is extremely restricted for use by soldiers as we only have walkies talkies for in camp communications among ourselves, so if I have your phone, I can easily call you when I am free as not all days we
are free even to check our mails because of military discipline.

The security company where the box is deposited does not know that the original contents are USD CURRENCY, as we used our military influence to conceal it and declare it as x ray photographic materials.

Kindly provide me with these datas for submission to the company holding the package so that they can bring it to your at your home if possible.

(a)Your Full Name: (b) Your Address: (c) Your Telephone Number:(d)Your Fax Number: (e) Your Mobile Number

Thanking you while expecting to get details from you for your immidiate recovery of the package from the security company.

Sgt Henshaw Wear
Email:hwusamy@gmail.com
skype name:gundowniraq

Last Popcorn Post For Real This Time

7 May, 2009 (17:48) | Household Tips and Recipes | No comments
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


I said a long time ago that it was the last time to taak about popcorn because it was always occupying me. Then I went on aother streak that shut me up about it anywya. This time it was the cinnamon tost crunch. But it is spring again and the old cravins is back so it’s more again about popcor, but hopeuflly the last itme and I will kick if for good.

Ok, so the problem is that there is not a place in sight now that has cramel popcorn and that is sa shame. Because it is the perfect mix of the old styple popcorn that was last years fad and the sweet tasty cereal i eat laterly. True, cinamon and careamel aren’t really the same thing, but the argument I’m makeing still holds watre for the most part..

I looked it up on amazon becuause I know there is groceries on there now, but no such luck. They have it beut it ends up costing like 4 dollars a bag. For that price I can boil a can of condensed milk and create the caramel myself, whch is a recipe I need to tell you about sometime if you are listening

Congradulations!

6 February, 2009 (17:16) | Business, Money | 1 comment
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


Return-path: <eawardint@yahoo.cn>
Envelope-to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Delivery-date: Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:29:18 -0700
Received: from [210.74.156.26] (helo=mail.joinbpo.com)
by box483.bluehost.com with esmtp (Exim 4.69)
(envelope-from <eawardint@yahoo.cn>)
id 1LVTZu-0000fQ-0R
for xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx; Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:29:18 -0700
Received: from User (d46050.upc-d.chello.nl [213.46.46.50])
by mail.joinbpo.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id E40DB1579F4;
Fri,  6 Feb 2009 17:13:33 +0800 (CST)
Reply-To: <intprizeaward2004@yahoo.cn>
From: “Donal Van Doni”<eawardint@yahoo.cn>
Subject: Thank you and congratulations!!!
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 09:59:19 -0000
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;
charset=”Windows-1251″
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
Message-Id: <20090206091333.E40DB1579F4@mail.joinbpo.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
X-user: ::::xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx::::::

Dear Internet User,

This Email is to inform you that you emerged a Category (A) winner with the sum of $2,500,000.00USD
on our online draws, after our final email draws condcuted last week.

Your ID was atached to Ticket Number: PA 3502 /8707-01, Ref Number: PW EH 9590 OG 0612,
Batch Number:563881545-NL/2009

The QUAD CRUISE Lottery Promotion NTHERLANDS draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000
e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked

by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold.

For further instructions and release details, please contact your assigned claims agent,

Name: Mr.David Paulson.
Foreign claims agent Netherlands Office.

Email:intprizeaward2004@yahoo.cn
Tel:31-633-682-984.
Fax:31-847 137 474

You are advised to provide him with the following information:

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

Quote your refernce and batch numbers in every correspondence to avoid delay or complications.

Yours Faithfully,
Donal Van Doni
Lottery Coordinator

You are advised to provide him with the following information:

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:

Age:
Occupation:

Quote your refernce and batch numbers in every correspondence to avoid delay or complications.

Yours Faithfully,
Donal Van Doni

And Countdown Begins

22 January, 2009 (21:35) | Just Plain Stupid | No comments
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


Because we can expect the goose from last year is back in no time. This time we will be prepared to hopefully keep things on a good footing by starting off the whole year with a new attitue of cracked corn for feedings instead of stale bread. That’s what we are doing on our part to fulfill the Barrack Obama drream.

Read more »

Dear People From High School That Is On Facebook

4 January, 2009 (05:13) | Confirmed Idiots, Just Plain Stupid, Technology | 1 comment
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


It was a small school that we went to, so there wasn’t really not a way for me to say that I don’t like you.  That is because you have so many cousins that went to our school and the result was giong to be an ass beating and then my parents will live in that town forever so I don’t want them to get TP’d one night 20 years after school is over when you and your friends make some meth and then come after your old grudges.

And now I can harrdly even remember who you are just by your name but you think we could be good friends on facebook like it is myspace or something.  What the hell?  I admit if that I look at your profile when you give me and invitation becuase it is good to see how ugly your wife is maybe.  And the thing that sucks is that most is adding you because as I said before my parents still live ther eand you will never leave.  They are too old to fix all the problems you could cause for them.

So ok, let’s be friends on Facebook so you don’t get your feelings hurt, but you are dead wrong if you think it means we are writing on your wall about all the good time in high school that was the highlight of your life.  I have better things to do these days.

And did everybody who was an idiot find out about Facebook from their smart relatives over Christmas or something, becuase the invites are coming in like spam almost, which is what I actually consider it since I feel like I don’t even remember you.

I’m out.

Stupid Watch

3 January, 2009 (21:24) | Confirmed Idiots, Just Plain Stupid, Sports | No comments
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


I have a bad watch. I ride a 3 wheel bike cause of my DUIs and sometimes its windy. One day I ride my bike 10 miles to the bar into the wind where I drink beers for an hour and then turn around and ride back here. The wind they say was 5 miles an hour. I know I ride my bike at 10 miles an hour when no wind so I go slower into the wind and faster with the wind. It should take me 3 hours on the windy trip but my stupid watch says 3 hours and 40 minutes. I gotta get it fixed.

The Catch 22

16 December, 2008 (20:35) | Business, Environment, Just Plain Stupid, Technology | 1 comment
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


Which being a saying I don’t understand, but it means basically that the irony and the cruelty of the situation leads you to a madness or something.  So this one will blow your mind because there are the two situations causing it which is like two catch 22s.  It is all about something you’ll know ifyou live in a highly traffic area and that is the age old traffic and train dispute.

Becuase we all like to ride in a personal vessel that we can listen to talk radio or even rap musics if you are inclined by then there is the irritation of sitting and waiting on the others that are doing the same.  And even if you are listenting to the same thing on the radio it indictes you may be friends in real life but on the interstate it is beyond thunderdome.  Read more »

Another Opportunity Just for You

12 December, 2008 (13:17) | Business, Money | 2 comments
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


Dear Friend,
It is my sincere pleasure as at the moment to exhibit my total trust bestowed on you in accordance to my partnership relationship with you, which I am fully convinced of Irrespective of my ascertion that you really welcome my partnership with you in this transaction, otherwise being very skeptical about dealing with Africans in such
transaction,  now it is my Godly nursed intention to prove myself to you that I am very much
different from others you may have came across in the time past.

I want a more concrete arrangement in couriering to your doorstep, a total of 2million Euros  through a diplomatic means in your name, which you have to lodge into a virgin account, for the account to be able to accommodate a total of 6million Euros  without suspect, as I have mapped it up for the Funding of  Companies.

Note: that I decided against transferring all these funds through K.T.T direct to your account or to the virgin account for some reasons I know this may attract as thus:

1) The knowledge of the  African Developement bank (ADB) as to monitor all outgoing funds across the nations must be to the awareness of the  apex bank, which is the  ADB.2) As regulated and highly prohibited against civil servants, I am under the cash regulation policy.

I have gone into arrangement with a Courier company that ships cargoes from Burkina-faso to your country,  Understand that I have discussed extensively with Them,to assist me undertake the delivery of a personal consignment to your country, registered in a name of a friend (your name) as a personal/family valuables, to be delivered at your doorstep.

Thank God Almighty, they accepted without argument, as they are aware of my standard in Government and in the banking institution  with the Government of Burkina faso.All I am expecting from you, as a matter of urgency is your receiving address, your complete name as the recipient of the package, including your direct 24hours open Cell/Mobile Number where he can reach you on his arrival to your country.

Be informed that I have packaged the money in three metallic official boxes as in the name of  a family valuables. The Courier company are leaving for your country by next  week. I urgently want your receiving address, your full name and your cell phone to be open 24 hours, so as to enable them, contact you on their arrival for immediate delivery at your doorstep.

You only have to keep them well entertained at your wish. Mail me immediately on your receipt of this mail as you can see, it is very important we talk with each other as the Diplomats will be leaving  next week as I have arranged with Him. Please Understand that we should not entertain any sign of disappointment to the Diplomats in order not to keep them stranded at the Airport.

You can repy me with this mail( saidou_keita02@yahoo.fr ) I look forward for  your immediate response.

Best regards,
Mr Saidou Keita.

Baby Nightmares

9 December, 2008 (04:34) | Just Plain Stupid, kids | 1 comment
posted by an Anonymous Idiot


It must be rought on babies and also your young toddlers when they have scary dreams or maybe a dream that frestrates them and makes them mad like to throw a fit in a dream.  I thought this when I saw one of these young people having such a bad dream (this is the same baby I saw eating that cat food all the time).  And then when they wake up it is just like “whoa how did I get here?” like alternate universes jumping around back and forth because they don’t even have a word for dream at that age.  Maybe they have it, but they don’t know how to say it though.  It would come out more like dweem or soemthing like that.

So what a scary thing for them like a time traveler.  It could be because this certain baby is not as tough.  I know my folks did the cry it out so there probably wasn’t a dream out there that could have scared me by the time I got through that boot camp sleeping method.

Babies today just don’t have the will to fight in dreams like we did coming up.  Even if they are throwing a fit in the dream they are probably having a cry fit, not like the blinding rage like we did.